Fire evacuation

WHY IS IT GETTING SO HOT IN HERE? MAYBE I JUST HAVE TOO MANY BLANKETS ON... MMM, I SMELL SMOKY BACON I WOULD GO INTO A FIERY HOUSE FOR A SONIC SCREWDRIVER WE NEVER GO CAMPING ANYMORE

While I know my readers are intelligent people, I’m still going to put the following disclaimer in the unlikely chance that someone might sue me for making smores-production during a house fire sound so enticing:

Disclaimer: If the structure you are in is on fire, please calmly and quickly evacuate. Stay away from the area and call your local fire department. Do not hang around to make s’mores or shadow puppets. If your stupidity causes you harm, you are the only one to blame.