Fire evacuation

While I know my readers are intelligent people, I’m still going to put the following disclaimer in the unlikely chance that someone might sue me for making smores-production during a house fire sound so enticing:

Disclaimer: If the structure you are in is on fire, please calmly and quickly evacuate. Stay away from the area and call your local fire department. Do not hang around to make s’mores or shadow puppets. If your stupidity causes you harm, you are the only one to blame.